SkyMall – innovative gifts for innovative people. You never cease to amaze. Always there in the seatback pocket in front of me. And one solid reason print cannot die.Here are my current top five  six favorites from SkyMall:

1. Flair Hair Visor - A visor with fake hair connected. That’s not even his real hair. Fooled you, huh?

Is this what Ryan Seacrest will look like in oh, 7 years?Girls: ever wonder what it’s like to walk around with a shmullet? (She-mullet)

 2. Brightfeet Lighted Slippers – An adult version of light-up shoes.

COOL! I don’t think my parents allowed us to wear light-up LA Gears as kids. My sister and I were strictly the ruffly-socks/Ked-wearing type.

 3. Steripen Traveler -How Star Trek-esque. Like a phaser. Very cool.

4.  MemoryFoam MP3 Blackout Shades - Just wanted to point out she’s clearly sleeping on the job.

 5. Walk-O-Long – A $60 leash for your child. Not all children can be tamed…

6. Deluxe Prism Glasses – Are you sleeping? Oh! You’re reading? Are you sure? Why no ma’am, no one’s staring.

Ah, SkyMall… hours of entertainment while on a plane. If anyone’s flying anytime soon, please snag a SkyMall and send to me. Bonus points if you flag the items you like.